Weird Search of the Moment

"smart lesbian rumps"

Surely this search is some sort of language barrier-ish accident. Some lonely across-the-globe lesbian with an English-[insert foreign language of choice here] Dictionary, who really wanted to find other "smart ass lesbians" like herself. But the word order and the nouns aren't just quite the right ones.

Also slightly possible that this is an old-fashioned priggish British fetishist, but hm...

Her rump was so smart it belonged to MENSA.
Her rump was so smart it could sit and read the newspaper.
Her rump...

Oh, never mind.