The definition of a mullet per Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (10th Edition): "any of a family (Mugilidae) of valuable chiefly marine food fishes with an elongate rather stout body"
OK, I don't know if I'm crazy or what...but, how can your body be both elongate and stout?
But then again, how can your hair be both elongate and short?
Wait. Oh, my God...is that it?
One further mystery: just how valuable are these food fishes? And how can I get my hands on some nice mullet-stacked mutual funds?
[Below...what appears to be a rather stout lesbian sporting an elongate rather stout mullet]
LOLOLOL...I was expecting a pic of your mullet, and when I saw the dude in the sandals, for one split second, I thought it was you...LOLOLOL. Oh, holy fuck...
Posted by: Mick | December 01, 2007 at 06:36 PM
What are you talking about? That IS me! I just hadn't plucked in awhile.
Posted by: Leslie Lange | December 03, 2007 at 07:37 PM
Business up front & party in the back. Nothing fishy about that.
Posted by: Deb on the Rocks | December 06, 2007 at 06:34 PM